How to piss off you're school
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How to piss off you're school
Introduction
Hate school? Feel like their wasting you're time? Try wasting theirs.
Instructions
Difficulty: Easy
Things You'll Need
- Hat
- Hood
- Headphones
- Snacks
- attitude
Steps
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Step One
Keep you're hat on at all times! Don't let anyone take it off or try to touch you because of it. teachers can only physicly touch you if their restraining you from injuring someone. So don't let them, restrain them when they try to take you're hat because you take it offensivly. If you're in class and the teacher tells you to take off you're hat in front off th whole class, put up you're hood dummy.
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Step Two
Listen to you're headphones all day, or as long as you're battaries permit you. When you talk, if no-one listens, why should you have to listen to them? Turn up the tunes or keep inturupting the teacher and talking over him while distracting other students ti'll he finaly kicks you out, (Which is exzacty what you want right, cuz school sucks,) you're just sittin there rotting, you can do that at home watchin t.v.
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Step Three
Crunch on snacks (I liked nachos and cheese) right in front of everybody. They might not like you eating in class but **** them, did they ever ask you of you even like being in class?
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Step Four
Sleep, sleep, sleep, all you want. Sleep while listening to you're discman and wearing you're hat. I used to party every night and sleep all day in school. When the tachers would give me **** about it i'd tell them I was praying and i dared them to do anything about it.
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Step Five
Don't let them trick you into thinking you're the one incoveniencing them. You never choose to be there! They're going to try and incovenienc you for years. The teachers applied to be their, where did you sign up for this **** though? Oh, you didn't. Also teachers are getting paid to be there! Are you?
Overall Tips & Warnings
- If they tell you you're smart and you should stay in school, tell them you're so smart, that you don't think you need their piece of paper to tell you that you are.
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