How to Keep Your Top On During New Orleans Jazz Fest

Posted by Anonymous , 9/4/2007 Tags:KeepTopDuringNewOrleansJazzFest
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How to Keep Your Top On During New Orleans Jazz Fest

Introduction

While attending Jazz Fest, you may decide to leave the concert grounds and venture out into the streets of New Orleans, where you'll notice that for somea?|Mardi Gras is a year a??round event. If you're female, there's a good chance you'll hear the same request shouted at you over and overa?|from rooftops, streetcarsa?| from anywhere, really. You don't have to be rudea?|there are a myriad of ways to politely decline the invitation to lift up your shirt.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Steps

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Step One

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"Show us your t--s!"
Response: Let me go ask my husbanda?|he's a cop.
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Step Two

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"Show us your t--s!"
Response: I'm sorry, I have a really bad sunburn and it's in the itchy phase right now.
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Step Three

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"Show us your t--s!"
Response: Show me your beads. (They won't have any; it's not Mardi gras)
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Step Four

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a??Show us your t--s!"
Response: I'm a cross dresser, but if you have a thing for toilet papera?|they're all yours.

Tips & Warnings

  • Always walk with at least one other female, preferably an exhibitionista?|that should hopefully take some of the pressure off of you.
  • No matter how moved you are by the music on stagea?|you don't have to take your top off. There are plenty of other ways to get the singer's attention. If it's Rod Stewarta?|and you're 18a?|chances are he's already noticed you.
  • If someone yells, a??Show us your t--s!"...and you're only on a layover in Houston...it's not legit.
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