How to Follow Men's Restroom Etiquette

Posted by Anonymous , 9/4/2007 Tags:FollowMenRestroomEtiquette
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How to Follow Men's Restroom Etiquette

Introduction

Participate in making the world a better place by improving your habits in public men's rooms.

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You'll Need

  • Soap
  • Shoes

Steps

1

Step One

Be efficient: enter quickly, empty your bladder, wash your hands, and leave.
2

Step Two

Select a urinal carefully to prevent standing next to any one else doing their business. Optimally leave at least two urinals (assuming there are enough) between you and another man.
3

Step Three

Flushing is optional unless the water is a vibrant orange OR if you are using a stall.
4

Step Four

Make no sound except for the occasional cough; this includes grunting and ANY form of talking.

Overall Tips & Warnings

  • Watch the video linked below for fuller instruction.
  • Eye contact may be construed as a proposition resulting in an unwanted encounter, possibly violent and/or sexual.
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