How to Roof Test

Posted by Anonymous , 9/5/2007 Tags:RoofTest

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Introduction Everyday we are presented with object in our daily life that beg the question

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Introduction

Everyday we are presented with object in our daily life that beg the question "will this pass the roof test?" With my advice, you can see for yourself!

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You'll Need

  • An object to test (the heavier and more fragile, the better)
  • A tall structure to conduct the test from
  • A crowd of spectators

Steps

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Step One

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Find the item that you would like to subject to the roof test. The heavier and more fragile the item the better, since we want this to be a true test. I recommend televisions or computers
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Step Two

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Find a tall structure that you are going to drop your object from the roof of. I recommend it be at least 50 feet tall.
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Step Three

Get the item up to the top of the structure. If it is too heavy for you to carry, ask those around you for help
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Step Four

Once at the top, look down to make sure there are no obstacles (people, pets, cars) that may interfere with the test
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Step Five

When you are ready to start, yell "Roooooooof Test!" so everybody is aware of what is going to happen
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Step Six

Throw the item off the roof
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Step Seven

Once the item impacts the ground, go down to the bottom of the structure to inspect the results.
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Step Eight

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If your item is still in one piece, it passed the roof test. If it is in 1,000,000 pieces it failed the roof test. Better luck next time!

Overall Tips & Warnings

  • The bigger and heavier the test subject, the better
  • Make sure nobody is below you when conducting your roof test!
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